Attacking Referee

At one point during a football game, coach said to one of his young players,

"Do you understand what cooperation? What does a team?"

The little boy nodded in agreement.

"Do you understand that what matters is how we play together as a team?" The little boy nodded.

"So," the coach continued, "when the referee declared offsides, and not declare a hand ball, you should not argue or curse or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?"

Once again a small child nodded.

"Good,"the coach said. "Now go out there and explain to your mother."

Replacing Hearing Aids

An elderly man had serious hearing problems for years. He went to the doctor and the doctor could put a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear a hundred percent.

The old man was back in a month to the doctor and checked out, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very happy."

The old man said, "oh, I have not told them. I just sit and listen to their conversation. I've changed his will three times!"

Merek Parfum Mewah

Seorang wanita tua naik lift di Gedung Kantor New York City yang sangat mewah. Seorang wanita muda dan cantik masuk ke dalam lift dan berbau wangi lalu menoleh kepada wanita tua dan berkata angkuh, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 per ounce"

Wanita muda dan cantik berikutnya naik di lift dan juga sangat arogan menatap menjadi wanita tua itu dan berkata, "Chanel No 5, $150 per ounce!"

Sekitar tiga lantai kemudian, wanita tua itu telah mencapai tujuannya dan akan turun lift. Sebelum dia pergi, dia melihat kedua wanita cantik itu, tersenyum, lalu membungkuk, dan mengeluarkan sebuah kentut yang berbau paling busuk.

Dia meninggalkan kedua wanita itu di dalam lift, sambil mengatakan "Brokoli, 49 sen sekilo!"